You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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