U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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