the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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