Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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