suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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