you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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