He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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