In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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