Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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