nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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