I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night