And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
high people should be assigned attendants
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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