Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize