Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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