16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
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Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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