what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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