Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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