One girl and one boy is just not enough.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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