What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Randomize
