You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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