you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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