Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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