It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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