I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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