dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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