Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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