I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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