I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
