Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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