So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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