She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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