guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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