We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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