i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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