Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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