Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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