i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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