Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Never underestimate the power of titties
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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