just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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