sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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