You're so nebulous sometimes
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Pants are for mortals
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
