Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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