school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
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