We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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