for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
