Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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