Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
wanna go halves on a baby?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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