There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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