You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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