we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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