there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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