you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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