...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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