Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
it glows. i had to have it.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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