are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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